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PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




cynosure -


TAGS: day hour minute
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greybeard - March 31, 2014, 1:23 am
Awe5ome as always
MrStupidGir - March 30, 2014, 11:14 pm
sry, couldn't give it 6L, had to go with 5, awesome poster
Airman - March 30, 2014, 9:11 pm
and 5 more
MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:02 pm
A definite 5 from me!
spacedog - March 30, 2014, 5:04 pm
I'm repeating myself when it comes to your posters 5ho. Superb.
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 4:56 pm
Wow, and then some. 5&F


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
question by ***yrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


LIFE -


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit g**.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my a** kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim [email protected] - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


PSYCHICS - Why don't you ever hear of one winning the lottery?


TAGS: frauds 1 99 minute
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by WTFO

JesusWept - October 3, 2012, 2:49 pm
LOL good one! 5 lions
WTFO - February 5, 2012, 2:43 pm
Wow. Now that's an old joke Cloud.
CloudchaserS - February 3, 2012, 12:57 am
A psychic once told me where I could find my stolen bicycle. Turns out the Alamo doesn't have a basement.


BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by forseti

matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.


HARK! THE PARKING METERS RING. - Naughty or Nice?


TAGS: 5 minutes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 4:53 pm
The mayor here just upped meter prices...says it'll clear up parking spaces in downtown. WTF it will, but who will be able to afford to refill them? I really need to find out what glue he sniffs so I can ask Santa for some teehee


ONE MINUTE - Suddenly seems like so much more




YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home.




What? -


TAGS: just five more minutes max
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2014, 7:23 pm
It's amazing to me that my brain always decides it would rather have nicotine than stay warm. -33 this morning.
Greeny - March 2, 2014, 2:25 pm
I hate when it's cold out, it's tough to tell when to quit exhaling - 5 hack ptooeys


7 11 TO THE RESCUE - Yep...he's starting his Christmas Shopping.


TAGS: last minute gifts men shopping
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 8:30 pm
Actually, I get it easy. I celebrate Christmas and Ukrainian Christmas. Those I couldn't get for in time for the 1st xmas, I make them wait til the 2nd one :). Thanks for the tip Bolverk.
Bolverk3778 - December 23, 2012, 7:54 pm
There's an easier way to shop for Christmas presents- Use the January Sales when you can still remember what they wanted from the Christmas just gone!!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Be a hun and grab me a pack too. Seems I've been a little lazy this year with my shopping. Thanks for the L's!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:39 pm
So...whatchya doing here writing comments? Get goin' on that shopping teehee. Thanks for the votes.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 3:58 pm
‘Oh, thank heaven…….’ 5Looks down the miscellaneous aisle…..and thank heaven for the five pack
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 3:07 pm

I'm one of the better ones. I start my Xmas shopping on 12/23. 5 shoddily wrapped gifts.


Amazing -




RAINBOWS -


TAGS: goethe 15minutes d***ed quadruple rainbow
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by steph1

scarr3d - March 4, 2011, 1:08 pm
i just wanna say that if u look hard enough u can see a second rainbow in the first pic...but i like the quadruple better
bassman007 - March 3, 2011, 6:51 pm
Does her rainbow end in a pot of gold?


BLISSFUL FEELINGS - I could just lie here all day, watching the clouds drift by, but I really should get up and go inside before it rains. If my toes ever stop curling, that is.


TAGS: let me rest for a minute im feeling totally licked
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:14 am
while awesome, 10 years from now you'll be nudging her. I'm glad you had a good time, now go get me a sammich.
Narutarded - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I've lost track of how many times I put that look in Jess's eyes... And that's just this week!
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow. Deep and lucid. 5L


THOREAU -


TAGS: a real american idol not a conformist punk looking for his fifteen minutes
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:21 pm
I made this. I forgot to log in. I'm so used to not having to type my name when I upload.


YOU MEAN.... - If I can put it all back together in 5 minutes, I'll be your next apprentice. Gee...Thanks Mr. Trump !!




LIFE -




CHILDHOOD -




Apprehensive -




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